When someone asks, “Are you high?” it’s usually meant as a playful jab, a reaction to unusual behavior, or just banter. Delivering a funny or clever response can keep the mood light while making the conversation memorable.
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Witty One-Liners
- “High on life, baby!”
- “Nope, just naturally this awesome.”
- “Not yet, but I’m working on it.”
- “If I were, I’d probably have a better excuse for this.”
- “No, but now I’m wondering if you are.”
These snappy replies keep the conversation light and fun.
Sarcastic Comebacks
- “Obviously, that’s the only explanation for my brilliance.”
- “No, this is just my default setting.”
- “No, but I wish I had that excuse for putting up with you.”
- “Clearly. I mean, who acts normal these days?”
- “Nope, just suffering from too much reality.”
Sarcasm adds humor without taking the question seriously.
Funny Over-the-Top Replies
- “Yes, I’m flying higher than a kite at a wind festival.”
- “No, but I’m orbiting the moon in my head right now.”
- “Why? Are my snacks floating?”
- “If I was, this conversation would be a lot funnier.”
- “No, just channeling my inner astronaut.”
Exaggerated responses inject absurd humor into the moment.
Self-Deprecating Humor
- “I wish. This is just me on a normal day.”
- “No, I’m just naturally this weird.”
- “Nope, just running on caffeine and bad decisions.”
- “I’m not high, but my standards might be.”
- “No, just hopelessly lost in my own thoughts.”
These responses make you relatable and endearing.
Flipping the Script
- “Why? Do I look that good?”
- “Why? Are you jealous?”
- “I’m not, but you seem pretty suspicious—are you?”
- “Maybe I’m just vibing at a higher level than you.”
- “Nope, but thanks for thinking I’m cool enough to be.”
These responses keep the focus on the other person, adding a playful twist.
If You Want to Be Vague
- “Define ‘high.’”
- “Why do you ask? What did I say this time?”
- “What if I am? What are you going to do about it?”
- “That depends—are we talking metaphorically or literally?”
- “Why? What’s the altitude requirement for this conversation?”
These answers leave room for interpretation, keeping the banter alive.
Dramatic and Theatrical Replies
- “How dare you accuse me of such a thing! I’m offended.”
- “No, but I’ve ascended to a higher plane of existence.”
- “Only on the weekends. Today’s an off day.”
- “No, but I do have a direct line to the clouds.”
- “If I was, I’d be the chillest person here.”
These responses add flair and personality to your reply.
